Billy Laughs

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bl3“Guess I’ll be going now. Don’t trouble to see me to the door.”
“It’s no trouble, it’s a pleasure.”

“My cousin hasn’t had his hair cut in twenty years.”
“Hmmmm! He’s eccentric?”
“No, he’s bald.”

bl2“I passed your house yesterday.”
“Thanks I appreciate it.”

“Where were you born?”
“I was born in Chicago but I went to school
in Philadelphia.”
“Did you walk or ride?”

bl5“I gave him a bridge for his violin.”
“What’s the idea?”
“To help him get his music across.”

“I forgot my umbrella this morning.”
“How did you remember you forgot it?”
Well, I missed it when I raised my hand to close it after it stopped raining.”

bl4

“Did anyone lost a roll of bills around here with a rubber band around them?”
“Yes, I did.”
“Well, I’ve found the rubber band.”

“Is it true that your husband ate his dinner in silence after your quarrel?”
“No – we had soup.”

bl6

“Did you say the new baker was fired?”
“Yes, they caught him bringing home the bread.”

“Other people may have more looks and more money than me, but I have a brain.”
“And it’s the little things that count.”
“Give me some pills.”
“What for?”
“Thirty-five cents.”

bl1“Big Chief Running Water has three sons.”
“What are their names?”
“Hot, Cold and Luke.”

“I flew to Australia and back.”
“Aren’t your arms tired?”

“There’s a five dollar cover charge for this table.”
“But this table has no cover on it!”

“Waiter, bring me some tea.”
“Green or black?”
“It doesn’t matter – I’m color blind.”